Do You Eat S#!%?
Why do people eat shit? This is a question with many answers, but I think we have been tricked into eating it, These mass producers of shit spend a lot of their blood money to build their attractive crap factory’s to herd in as many obese Americans that will eat stuff their dogs are not even dumb enough to eat. After we are finished shoveling micro waved deep fat fried zombie animals into our fat faces we fork over our last two cents like we are some sort of fiend that just scored a quick fix of culinary crack. I love food and it makes me wanna vomit watching people eat loads of lard then try to shrink their big ass by horking down frozen boxes of portioned meals that look like fancy feast. I have a prediction that in the near future we will evolve into some Jabba the Hut race that will except only the finest puss filled, tumor riddled, lab raised animals to feed on offered to us by none other then one of the blood sucking corporations that we line up for so eagerly just to receive a fast fix and a number of life changing diseases. Now to say I never ate a Big Mack or a chicken nugget I would be full of shit, but I have overcome my addiction of injecting my heart with MSG laced lard. Why should we support mom and pop restaurants? This question is more important then you might imagine, why give your hard earned dollars to some douche bags who spend your money to expand their chain of crap factory’s around the world. Wouldn’t you rather give that money to someone who lives in your area and will truly appreciate your interest in their cuisine that was made with the best ingredient the world has to offer LOVE? I went to culinary school and started working with some very talented chefs in a professional kitchen and started to realize how fucking awesome it is to discover new foods with exotic, exciting, or even familiar flavors, I would describe it like finding a treasure that stays so ingrained in my mind that when I’m lucky enough to taste it again it invokes a extremely vivid and sense filled memory, To say that you have never experienced this I would have to call u a fucking liar, Think about your childhood their has to be something your mother or grandmother made for you in the past that can bring back these memories just through a taste or even a smell of their soul food. I want people to be more aware of who they pay to stuff their faces and what effect it has on ourselves and the whole planet, I also wanna stress how important it is to eat local and support independently owned establishments, everyone will be happier including your gut!
Why do people eat shit? This is a question with many answers, but I think we have been tricked into eating it, These mass producers of shit spend a lot of their blood money to build their attractive crap factory’s to herd in as many obese Americans that will eat stuff their dogs are not even dumb enough to eat. After we are finished shoveling micro waved deep fat fried zombie animals into our fat faces we fork over our last two cents like we are some sort of fiend that just scored a quick fix of culinary crack. I love food and it makes me wanna vomit watching people eat loads of lard then try to shrink their big ass by horking down frozen boxes of portioned meals that look like fancy feast. I have a prediction that in the near future we will evolve into some Jabba the Hut race that will except only the finest puss filled, tumor riddled, lab raised animals to feed on offered to us by none other then one of the blood sucking corporations that we line up for so eagerly just to receive a fast fix and a number of life changing diseases. Now to say I never ate a Big Mack or a chicken nugget I would be full of shit, but I have overcome my addiction of injecting my heart with MSG laced lard. Why should we support mom and pop restaurants? This question is more important then you might imagine, why give your hard earned dollars to some douche bags who spend your money to expand their chain of crap factory’s around the world. Wouldn’t you rather give that money to someone who lives in your area and will truly appreciate your interest in their cuisine that was made with the best ingredient the world has to offer LOVE? I went to culinary school and started working with some very talented chefs in a professional kitchen and started to realize how fucking awesome it is to discover new foods with exotic, exciting, or even familiar flavors, I would describe it like finding a treasure that stays so ingrained in my mind that when I’m lucky enough to taste it again it invokes a extremely vivid and sense filled memory, To say that you have never experienced this I would have to call u a fucking liar, Think about your childhood their has to be something your mother or grandmother made for you in the past that can bring back these memories just through a taste or even a smell of their soul food. I want people to be more aware of who they pay to stuff their faces and what effect it has on ourselves and the whole planet, I also wanna stress how important it is to eat local and support independently owned establishments, everyone will be happier including your gut!
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Bourdain couldn't have said it better himself...and I don't think he would have! He IS one of those foodies!
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